Channeling Loretta Lynn: Proud to be a Dairyman’s Daughter; Overzealous Fans of Dairy

Long ago, in the heat of a high school basketball game, I ripped a rebound away from an opponent and sent her sprawling across the hardwood.  My father reported that at that time, in the heat of his enthusiasm, he stood up in the bleachers and yelled “THAT’S WHY WE DRINK MILK!” 

While at Henry’s two month check up, the doctor complimented me on his length and weight gain.  “Well,” I told him, “I do eat a lot of cheese.” 

Fortunately, I think, very few people actually listen to us when we speak.